🎄Happy Christmas To You And Your Dangly Clit

Tis the season to be sweary! 🎅 Whether you’re roasting chestnuts or just roasting your mates, our Christmas Banter Cards are here to spread festive filth and laughter in true Wonky style.

Forget the boring “Merry Christmas” fluff these cards are packed with sass, sarcasm, and a dash of sleighing humour. Perfect for that friend who’s more gin and giggles than holly and hymns.

From cheeky one-liners to full-blown festive roasts, each card brings a bit of naughty sparkle to your holiday season. And because we’re not total Grinches, every design is printed on eco-friendly seed paper so once the laughter’s over, plant it and grow wildflowers instead of guilt. 🌱

Whether you’re gifting your best mate, work wife, or that one cousin who should definitely be on Santa’s naughty list, our Christmas Banter Cards guarantee laughs louder than your drunk uncle at dinner.

So pour the mulled wine, grab your mistletoe, and get ready to make this Christmas ruder, funnier, and greener than ever.

✨ Funny Christmas Cards – for those who prefer their greetings with more banter than baubles.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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