Christmas

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🎅 Christmas Cards – Funny, Rude & a Bit Too Honest

Tired of boring reindeer and forced cheer? Same. Our Christmas Cards are for people who prefer sarcasm over snowflakes and banter over baubles.

From “Merry Christmas, You Useless Sack of Shit” to “Tis the Season to Drink Heavily,” these designs bring proper Wonky humour to the festive madness. Whether it’s for your mates, colleagues, or the family member who swears they’re on the “nice” list (they’re not), we’ve got you covered.

Each card is printed on eco-friendly seed paper, so once the hangovers fade, they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers because even rude humour can have a soft side. đŸŒ±

So forget the predictable “peace and joy” rubbish. Give them a card that’s funny, filthy, and full of Christmas spirit (mostly gin).

Christmas Cards – the naughtiest way to spread festive cheer.