Congratulations

🎉 Congratulations Cards – Funny, Rude & Wildly Inappropriate

They did something worth celebrating? Well, that’s rare better mark the occasion properly. Our Congratulations Cards are the perfect way to say “well done” with a side of sarcasm, a pinch of filth, and a whole lot of British humour.

From “Congrats on Adulting (Sort Of)” to “Well Done – Didn’t Think You Had It in You,” each card turns a simple pat on the back into a proper laugh-out-loud moment. Ideal for new jobs, engagements, promotions, or just surviving another week without getting fired.

Printed on eco-friendly seed paper, these cards are rude to humans but kind to the planet plant them, water them, and grow wildflowers (because success should bloom somewhere). 🌱

So skip the dull “You Did It!” cards and give them something funny, filthy, and unforgettable.

Congratulations Cards – celebrating success, Wonky-style.