Promotion More Like Wanking Your Way To The top

Pop the champagne or should we say, the ego? 🥂🍆

Introducing our “PROMOTION MORE LIKE WANKING YOUR WAY TO THE TOP” card from Wonky Cards. Forget the fake congratulations and corporate clichés; this is the brutally honest bit of banter they really deserve. Perfect for that mate, colleague, or sibling who’s just climbed the career ladder — whether through sheer graft or, well… other talents.

Ideal for workmates with a sense of humour, office piss-takes, or anyone who appreciates their congratulations with a side of filth. It’s cheeky, it’s outrageous, and it’s guaranteed to get a laugh around the water cooler (or at least a raised eyebrow from HR).

And because we like our insults eco-friendly, every card is printed on our plantable seed paper. That means after they’ve finished blushing and laughing, they can stick it in some soil and grow wildflowers. Office scandal today, blooming garden tomorrow. 🌱

So if you’re after a promotion card that’s ruder than your boss on a Friday night out and funnier than any “good luck” email, this one’s top of the pile.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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