Milestone Birthdays

🎂 Milestone Birthday Cards – 18, 30, 40, 50, 60 & Still a Legend

Hitting a big birthday? Time to roast them properly. 🥂

Our Milestone Birthday Cards celebrate those “special” ages with the perfect mix of sarcasm, swearing, and a touch of love (the tiniest touch). Whether it’s their 18th, 30th, 40th, 50th, or 60th, these cards are designed to make them laugh, cringe, and question every life choice they’ve made so far.

From “50 and Still a Dickhead” to “30 – Officially Too Old for TikTok,” we’ve got every decade covered with premium British banter. Expect bold designs, rude jokes, and the kind of humour that’s too honest for family gatherings but perfect for your mates.

And because we believe in laughs that last, every card is printed on eco-friendly seed paper so once the hangover clears, they can plant it and grow wildflowers. 🌱

So go on, give them a funny milestone birthday card that reminds them they’re older, slower, and still an absolute legend.

Milestone Birthday Cards – because age deserves a proper piss-take.