No Longer In Your Prime

Well, pour yourself a stiff one it’s official, your best years have well and truly buggered off. 🎂🥂

Introducing our “NO LONGER IN YOUR PRIME” card from Wonky Cards the subtle (but not really) way to remind someone they’re past their peak. Perfect for mates, siblings, or that co-worker who’s still claiming they could “easily pull in their twenties.” Spoiler alert: they couldn’t.

It’s short, sharp, and savagely honest  just like the wrinkles they’re pretending not to see. This card delivers pure British banter with just the right mix of insult and affection, making it ideal for anyone who can laugh at their own decline.

And because we believe in sustainability with sass, every Wonky Card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once the birthday hangover hits, they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers a little reminder that while their youth is gone, at least something beautiful can still bloom. 🌱

So if you’re after a card that’s wittier than their comebacks and ruder than their last Tinder date, this one’s the dog’s bollocks.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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