About Us
Eco-Friendly Banter
At Wonky Cards, we're all about turning banter into a right old eco-friendly knees-up. We reckon life's too short to be taken too seriously, but we're also keen as mustard about looking after our beautiful planet. That's why we've combined our love for cheeky humor with our commitment to sustainability by crafting all our cards on eco-friendly seed paper.
Our Philosophy:
We're not your typical card company, mate. We're the ones who say what everyone else is too polite to blurt out. Our mission? Keeping the art of cheeky banter alive, one card at a time, while being as green as a field in the Cotswolds. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, congratulating a mate, or just fancy a good old laugh, Wonky Cards has you sorted with our unique, offbeat, and occasionally naughty designs.
What Sets Us Apart:
1. Eco-Friendly Humor: Our cards not only bring a grin to your boat race but also do their bit for the planet. Every card we knock up is made from seed paper that can be chucked in the ground to grow wildflowers or herbs.
2. British Wit and Charm: Our cards are packed with that quintessential British humor. We've got slang, sarcasm, and sass in spades, making your message hit like a double-decker bus.
3. Endless Variety: From birthday bants to rude Valentine's Day cards, we've got a card for every dog's dinner. Our range is as diverse as the weather at a cricket match.
4. Quality and Creativity: Our cards aren't just funny; they're crafted with more care than a cuppa. We take pride in the quality of our materials and the creativity of our designs.
5. Customization: Fancy adding a personal touch, Gov? No bother! Many of our cards can be personalized to make your message as memorable as a royal wedding.
Our Collection:
1. Birthday Cards: Send your best wishes, wrapped up in a snarky quip.
2. Valentine's Day: For those who love with a twist of humor.
3. Anniversaries: Because lasting love deserves a good old chuckle.
4. Congratulations: Celebrate success with a side of cheeky chutzpah.
5. Friendship: Remind your chums why they love your witty banter.
6. Get Well Soon: Lift spirits with a dash of cheeky charm.
7. Weddings: For those who say 'I do' with a wink and a grin.
Our Promise:
When you choose Wonky Cards, you're choosing to stand out from the crowd with a dash of eco-friendly British humor. Our cards may be wonky, but they'll leave a lasting impression on both the recipient and the environment. We're not for the faint-hearted, but if you've got the bollocks to send a Wonky Card, you're in for a hilarious ride that helps Mother Nature bloom.
Join the Banter and Save the Earth:
Ready to get your cheeky message across while planting the seeds of change? Have a butcher's at our collection today and let the eco-friendly banter commence. Life's too short for dull cards choose Wonky Cards and make 'em laugh, one wildflower at a time!