Happy Birthday You Old Cunt

Straight-shooting and unapologetic, our "Happy Birthday You Old Cunt" card is for those who appreciate brutal honesty and a touch of irreverence when celebrating another trip around the sun.

This card is like a slap of reality in a world filled with over-the-top birthday wishes. It doesn't sugarcoat or beat around the bush – it simply speaks its mind, because sometimes, that's exactly what's needed.

With a bold, no-nonsense front that leaves nothing to the imagination, this card doesn't tiptoe around the sentiment. Inside, you'll find a message that's as unfiltered as it gets, reminding the birthday celebrant that age is just a number, and they're embracing it with style and humor.

For those who are weary of the same old clichéd birthday greetings and prefer a dose of cheeky wit, our "Happy Birthday You Old Cunt" card is the perfect choice. It's the kind of card that says, "Let's ditch the conventional and get straight to the point."

So, if you know someone who can appreciate a birthday wish that's not wrapped in fluffy sentiments, send them this card. It's the antidote to generic birthday greetings, injecting a healthy dose of humor and sass into the celebration. Give them a laugh and a touch of unapologetic realness, because birthdays should be celebrated your way. Cheers!

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