Happy Valentine’s Let’s Do Butt Stuff This Year

Roses are red, violets are blue, but this Valentine’s we’ve got something better to do… 🍑💘

Introducing our “HAPPY VALENTINE’S LET’S DO BUTT STUFF THIS YEAR” card from Wonky Cards. Forget the cheesy poems and soppy clichés — this is the straight-to-the-point filth that says romance, but make it rear-ended. Perfect for partners who like their love notes with a side of smut, and a whole lot of honesty.

Ideal for couples who laugh as much as they… experiment, or for anyone who thinks flowers and chocolates are nice but bending over backwards (literally) is nicer. It’s bold, it’s dirty, and it’s guaranteed to make them blush harder than a bottle of cheap rosé.

And because our filth is planet-friendly, every card is printed on plantable seed paper. After they’ve stopped giggling (or blushing), they can plant it in soil and watch wildflowers bloom. From bedroom antics to garden magic. 🌱

So if you’re after a Valentine’s card that’s more outrageous than Cupid on tequila and funnier than any Hallmark rhyme, this one’s got your arse covered.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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