I Love You That’s It Fuck Off Now

💘 I Love You That’s It, Fuck Off Now – Rude, Honest, and Hilariously Direct

Because sometimes love doesn’t need frills, flowers, or long-winded declarations. Our I Love You That’s It… collection is for those who say it straight, with a pinch of sass and zero nonsense. 😎

Perfect for your partner, your soulmate, or that one person who drives you crazy but you secretly adore, these cards are unapologetically honest, funny, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or a shocked gasp).

From blunt one-liners to delightfully irreverent designs, every card delivers humor, heart, and just the right amount of attitude. And because even honesty can be green, every card is printed on eco-friendly seed paper, ready to be planted and bloom into wildflowers. 🌱

Skip the flowery speeches and give them something that’s real, hilarious, and totally memorable.

I Love You That’s It, Fuck Off Now – for the lovers who keep it brutally honest.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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