Well, raise a pint and light the candles, you magnificent fucker! 🍻

Introducing our “HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER” card from Wonky Cards — a straight-talking, no-bullshit birthday classic that says exactly what you mean, without any of that lovey-dovey fluff.

Perfect for mates, brothers, or anyone who’d rather get roasted than praised, this card brings peak British humour with a side of profanity. It’s rude, it’s raw, and it’s guaranteed to get a proper belly laugh (or an eye-roll if they’ve finally grown up — boring bastards).

Whether it’s slipped into a pint glass, taped to a bottle of rum, or handed over with a smirk, this card delivers the perfect dose of banter for every filthy-minded friend.

And because we love being naughty and nice, every card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once the laughter dies down (and the hangover kicks in), they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers. Rude today, blooming tomorrow. 🌱

So if you’re after a card that’s filthier than your WhatsApp group chat and funnier than your mate’s hairline, this one’s the dog’s bollocks.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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