Banter

😂 Banter Cards – Funny, Rude & Relentlessly British

Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just doesn’t cut it — you need something funnier, ruder, and with more personality than your mate’s dating profile.

Our Banter Cards are packed with pure British humour — the kind that makes your friends laugh, groan, and maybe question your friendship (in a good way). From “You Useless Sack of Shit” to “You Walking Red Flag”, these cards deliver top-tier insults wrapped in affection.

Perfect for birthdays, leaving dos, or just because you felt like being a bit of a legend, each design is bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a reaction. No sugar-coating, no clichés — just brutal honesty and belly laughs.

And when the laughter dies down, they can plant it in the garden and grow wildflowers, because every card is printed on eco-friendly seed paper. 🌱

So whether it’s your best mate, your work pal, or your favourite idiot — give them a card that says it like it is.

Banter Cards – funny, filthy, and unapologetically British.