My Dear Old Fart, You’re Still Going Strong
Well, blow me down and pass the denture cream you’re still kicking, you old legend! 🎂💨
Introducing our “MY DEAR OLD FART, YOU’RE STILL GOING STRONG” card from Wonky Cards the perfect mix of mockery and affection for the loveable pensioner in your life. Whether it’s your dad, grandad, uncle, or that mate who’s been old since 30, this card delivers premium British banter with a warm(ish) hug underneath.
It’s equal parts sweet and savage a little roast, a little love, and a whole lot of cheek. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or any occasion where you want to remind someone they’re still alive (for now).
And because even our old farts deserve something classy, every card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once they’ve finished laughing and moaning about “back in my day,” they can plant it in soil and grow wildflowers. From gas to grass truly full circle. 🌱
So if you’re after a card that’s funnier than a flatulent choir and twice as thoughtful, this one’s the dog’s bollocks.
Please Note
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Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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