Some birthdays deserve blunt honesty… and a pinch of insult. 🎉🔥

Introducing our “TIKTOK SAYS YOU’RE TOO FUCKING OLD FOR THIS” card from Wonky Cards. Forget polite wishes and safe messages — this is the unfiltered roast that says what everyone else is thinking. Perfect for mates, siblings, or that one friend who still scrolls TikTok with pride.

Ideal for anyone with a cheeky sense of humour, a love for snark, or a fragile ego that could use a little humiliation. It’s ruthless, it’s hilarious, and it’s bound to get a laugh (or a furious reaction — either way, entertainment).

Of course, we combine our trash talk with a bit of class: this card is printed on eco-friendly seed paper. Once the laughs settle, plant it in soil and watch wildflowers grow. Birthday insult today, blooms tomorrow. 🌱

So if you want a card that’s funnier than a drunk scroll through TikTok and more cutting than a roast session, this is your winner.

Please Note

The colour you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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