Once I Get Comfortable With You, I Turn Into A Pornstar

Well, put the kettle on and dim the lights — things are about to get saucy!

Introducing our “ONCE I GET COMFORTABLE WITH YOU, I TURN INTO A PORNSTAR” card from Wonky Cards. This isn’t your average soppy love note; it’s a full-on confession wrapped in British banter. Perfect for when you want to say “I love you” but also “I’ll blow your mind”.

Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, a cheeky birthday surprise, or just a random Tuesday when you’re feeling spicy, this card is the dog’s bollocks of naughty romance. It’s bold, it’s brash, and it’ll have them blushing faster than a vicar at a sex shop.

And because we’re all about mixing filth with flowers, every card is printed on our eco-friendly plantable seed paper. That means once they’ve had their laugh, they can pop it in some soil and watch wildflowers bloom. Naughty message today, blooming garden tomorrow — even Mother Nature’s getting lucky.

So if you’re after a card that’s more risqué than a Carry On film marathon and cheekier than a drunk stag do, this is the one. Go on, give them a proper giggle (and maybe a hint of what’s to come later 👀).

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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