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🌍 Life Cards – Funny, Rude & Perfect for Every Messy Moment

Life’s full of highs, lows, and a whole lot of “what the hell was that?” moments and our Life Cards are here for all of it. Whether you’re congratulating, apologising, or just trying to make someone laugh through the chaos, these cards say what the polite ones won’t.

From “Congrats on Adulting (Sort Of)” to “Sorry for Being a Massive Bellend,” every design delivers a dose of truth wrapped in sarcasm. Perfect for birthdays, break-ups, new homes, promotions, or hangovers, these cards hit that sweet spot between hilarious and heartfelt.

Each one’s printed on eco-friendly seed paper, so even after life’s latest disaster, you can plant it and grow wildflowers proof that something good always comes out of the chaos. 🌱

So forget the fake niceties. Say it the Wonky way honest, funny, and just the right amount of inappropriate.

Life Cards – for every “WTF” life moment worth laughing about.