Cheeky Couple Cards

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Because no great love story ever started with a sensible card. 💞

Our Cheeky Couple Cards are made for partners who take the piss, laugh at each other, and know romance doesn’t need violins — just good banter and bad behaviour. From “You’re My Favourite Headache” to “I Love You, Even When You’re a Knob,” each card perfectly balances affection and attitude.

Ideal for Valentine’s, anniversaries, or just because, these cards say what you’re really thinking — with humour that’s equal parts flirty and filthy. Whether your relationship’s sweet, spicy, or a bit unhinged, we’ve got something that’ll hit the spot (metaphorically, of course).

And yes, they’re all printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper, so after the giggles (and the side-eye), you can plant them and grow wildflowers. 🌱

So go on — skip the cringe and give your other half something genuinely funny, rude, and full of you two energy.

Cheeky Couple Cards – love, laughter, and light filth guaranteed.