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🍻 Best Mate Cards – Funny, Rude & Properly Loyal (Sort Of)

For the mate who’s seen you at your worst, laughed at your misery, and still shows up with snacks — these Best Mate Cards are for them.

Our collection’s packed with the perfect mix of banter, filth, and heartfelt nonsense. From “You’re My Favourite Dickhead” to “Thanks for Putting Up with My Shit,” each card is a proper nod to friendship — the Wonky way: half insult, half affection, all laughs.

Perfect for birthdays, random Thursdays, or any time you fancy reminding your pal they’re a legend (but also a bit of an idiot). Every card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper, so once they’ve finished laughing, they can plant it and grow wildflowers — a lovely balance of chaos and care. 🌱

So skip the boring “BFF” fluff — give them something that’s actually funny.

Best Mate Cards – because good mates deserve great insults.