I shaved my pussy for your special day
Nothing says “celebration” like a bit of… preparation. 🐱✨
Introducing our “I SHAVED MY PUSSY FOR YOUR SPECIAL DAY” card from Wonky Cards. Forget the flowers, chocolates, and soppy messages this is straight-to-the-point filth that’s guaranteed to make them laugh (and maybe blush). Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s, or any excuse where baring it all feels like the best gift.
Ideal for couples who love cheeky humour, filthy innuendos, and cards that say what everyone else is too polite to. It’s crude, it’s outrageous, and it’s ten times better than a boring card from the supermarket shelf.
And because our smut is eco-friendly, every card is printed on plantable seed paper. Once the giggles are done and the “special day” celebrations are over, pop it in soil and watch wildflowers bloom. Naughty today, nature tomorrow. 🌱
So if you’re after a card that’s filthier than a hen-do dare and funnier than any romantic rhyme, this one’s the ultimate gift wrap
Please Note
The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.
Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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