Rude Birthday Cards

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😈 Rude Birthday Cards – Savage, Filthy & Utterly Brilliant

If subtlety isn’t your thing, you’ve come to the right bloody place. Our Rude Birthday Cards say what everyone’s thinking loudly, proudly, and with zero shame. Perfect for mates, siblings, or that one colleague who’s just asking to be roasted, these cards bring pure British humour with a filthy twist.

From “Fuck You’re Old” to “Happy Birthday Dick” and everything in between, each design serves up the perfect mix of insult and affection. Expect offensive birthday cards, dirty jokes, and a touch of unfiltered honesty that’ll have the whole room in stitches (and maybe one person slightly traumatised).

And because we believe in bad language with good intentions, all our cards are printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper so after the laughter (and swearing), you can grow wildflowers and feel a bit less sinful. đŸŒ±

Whether you’re hunting for funny rude birthday cards for him or her, or you just want to prove you’re the funniest gift-giver in the group chat, these are the cards that steal the show.

Rude Birthday Cards – no fluff, no filters, just full-on banter.