Rude Birthday Cards
đ Rude Birthday Cards â Savage, Filthy & Utterly Brilliant
If subtlety isnât your thing, youâve come to the right bloody place. Our Rude Birthday Cards say what everyoneâs thinking loudly, proudly, and with zero shame. Perfect for mates, siblings, or that one colleague whoâs just asking to be roasted, these cards bring pure British humour with a filthy twist.
From âFuck Youâre Oldâ to âHappy Birthday Dickâ and everything in between, each design serves up the perfect mix of insult and affection. Expect offensive birthday cards, dirty jokes, and a touch of unfiltered honesty thatâll have the whole room in stitches (and maybe one person slightly traumatised).
And because we believe in bad language with good intentions, all our cards are printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper so after the laughter (and swearing), you can grow wildflowers and feel a bit less sinful. đ±
Whether youâre hunting for funny rude birthday cards for him or her, or you just want to prove youâre the funniest gift-giver in the group chat, these are the cards that steal the show.
Rude Birthday Cards â no fluff, no filters, just full-on banter.