I hope your birthday Isn't Shit As You Are

Tired of the sugar-coated sentiments that often come with birthday cards? We've got just the card for you! Introducing our "I Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit As You Are" greeting card, the brutally honest choice for those who prefer a straightforward approach.

This card is your no-holds-barred ticket to wishing someone a birthday without the frills. Its unapologetic front message tells it like it is, making it the perfect choice for those who appreciate a touch of bold humor. Inside, you'll find a message that doesn't sugarcoat a thing because, well, it's time to let your recipient know exactly what's on your mind.

If you're looking to give a birthday card that's anything but ordinary, our "I Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit As You Are" card is the one to choose. It's the antidote to the overly sentimental, overly sweet birthday wishes that flood the market. It's a nod to the real world, where not every day is filled with sunshine and rainbows.

So, if you know someone who appreciates a hearty laugh and a dose of unfiltered humor, send them our brutally honest card. It's the kind of card that says, "Let's cut to the chase and have a good laugh." Make their day with a touch of cheekiness that's bound to stand out. It's the birthday card for those who prefer their wishes with a side of sass. Happy Birthday with a twist!

Please Note

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Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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