Valentine

❤️ Valentine’s Day Cards – Funny, Rude & Properly Romantic (Sort Of)

Because nothing says “I love you” quite like a filthy joke and a heartfelt insult. 💌

Our Valentine’s Day Cards aren’t your average hearts-and-roses nonsense they’re packed with British banter, sarcasm, and unapologetic cheek. Whether you’re head-over-heels or just tolerating each other for another year, we’ve got a card that hits the sweet (and slightly dirty) spot.

From “You’re My Favourite Ride” to “Happy Valentine’s – Now Get Your Kit Off,” our designs are perfect for couples who prefer laughter over clichés. Bold, witty, and printed on eco-friendly seed paper, they can laugh first and grow wildflowers later. 🌱

So skip the soppy stuff grab a funny Valentine’s card that says exactly what you’re thinking (and maybe what you shouldn’t).

Wonky Cards – spreading love, laughter, and a bit of filth since forever.