Happy Birthday - You're A Whore

Introducing our "Happy Birthday - You're A Whore" greeting card – for those who appreciate the unfiltered truth in life's celebrations. In a world overflowing with clichés and niceties, this card serves as your bold, unapologetic companion in wishing someone a birthday they won't soon forget.

Much like a mischievous, tell-it-like-it-is friend, this card doesn't beat around the bush. It gets straight to the point with a message that's both irreverent and unforgettable, designed to make the birthday recipient double-take with a mix of surprise and laughter.

"Happy Birthday - You're A Whore" isn't your ordinary greeting card; it's a humorous, cheeky, and risqué way to acknowledge a special day, and it's not for the faint of heart. It's the kind of card that breaks through the ordinary and says what everyone's thinking but seldom dare to say.

Whether it's a close friend, a partner, or a family member, if you're looking to celebrate a birthday with a side of sass, this card is the perfect choice. It doesn't sugarcoat the sentiment; instead, it embraces the irreverent, the edgy, and the downright humorous. It's the kind of card that'll leave a lasting impression and have the birthday recipient sharing a hearty laugh with you.

So, if you're seeking a birthday greeting that's as memorable as the person it's meant for, our "Happy Birthday - You're A Whore" card is your go-to choice. Say goodbye to the conventional and embrace the unexpected – because sometimes, it's okay to stir the pot and add a dash of humor to the birthday festivities. Cheers to making birthdays memorable and utterly unique!

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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