Happy Birthday Slag Blow Out More Than Just Candles Tonight

Birthdays are for celebrations… and maybe a little extra blowing. 🎂💨🍑

Introducing our “HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLAG BLOW OUT MORE THAN JUST CANDLES TONIGHT” card from Wonky Cards. Forget polite wishes and boring balloons — this is the hilariously filthy card that tells them exactly what you’re thinking. Perfect for that mate, partner, or friend who appreciates humour spicier than their birthday cake.

Ideal for anyone who loves filthy banter, birthday antics, or cheeky innuendos. It’s outrageous, it’s bold, and it’s guaranteed to get a laugh, a blush, or a very awkward pause maybe all three.

And because we like our insults eco-friendly, every card is printed on plantable seed paper. Once the giggles are over, plant it in some soil and watch wildflowers bloom. Birthday scandal today, garden magic tomorrow. 🌱

So if you want a birthday card that’s ruder than your drunk uncle’s speech and funnier than any “happy birthday” text, this one’s got your back.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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