Happy Birthday Let’s Fuck Like We’re 18 Again but with bad knees

Birthdays are for reminiscing… and maybe a little bit of bending over backwards (carefully). 🎉🍑

Introducing our “HAPPY BIRTHDAY LET’S FUCK LIKE WE’RE 18 AGAIN BUT WITH BAD KNEES” card from Wonky Cards. Forget the boring cake-and-candles clichés — this is the brutally honest, knees-achingly funny card that says exactly what everyone’s thinking. Perfect for that partner, spouse, or secret crush who appreciates a mix of nostalgia, filth, and a gentle reminder that bodies age but desires… stay strong.

Ideal for couples with a filthy sense of humour, birthday banter, or anyone who prefers laughter over lukewarm wishes. It’s cheeky, it’s outrageous, and it’s guaranteed to get a snort, blush, or awkward laugh probably all at the same time.

And because we care about the planet almost as much as your birthday antics, every card is printed on plantable seed paper. Once the laughs are done, pop it in soil and watch wildflowers bloom. Birthday mess today, garden magic tomorrow. 🌱

So if you want a birthday card that’s ruder than your mate at a boozy party and funnier than any “happy birthday” text, this one’s the top pick.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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