Good Luck Fucker

Because sometimes a sweet “best wishes” just doesn’t cut it. 🍀🖕

Introducing our “GOOD LUCK FUCKER” card from Wonky Cards. Forget the flowery platitudes and polite clichés  this is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud way to wish someone well. Perfect for mates starting a new job, smashing exams, moving house, or just attempting not to cock up their latest life decision.

Ideal for friends who appreciate savage banter, colleagues who can take a joke, or anyone who’d rather get a smirk than a snooze-worthy Hallmark card. It’s cheeky, it’s outrageous, and it’s guaranteed to raise a grin (and maybe an eyebrow).

And because our insults are eco-friendly, every card is printed on plantable seed paper. Once the laugh is over, plant it in soil and grow wildflowers. Banter today, blossoms tomorrow. 🌱

So if you want a good luck card that’s funnier than a motivational quote and ruder than your boss after a pint, this one’s the winner.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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