Happy Birthday Arsehole

Introducing the "Happy Birthday Arsehole" Greeting Card - for those moments when you just can't resist telling it like it is. We've taken the unapologetic approach of calling a spade a spade, or in this case, an arsehole, and turned it into the perfect way to celebrate a birthday with a touch of irreverence.

This card is like a no-holds-barred rebel in the world of greeting cards. It encapsulates that straightforward humor with a dash of cheekiness that many of us secretly appreciate. The front of the card gets straight to the point with a bold "Happy Birthday Arsehole," and inside, you'll find a message that doesn't beat around the bush“ because, let's face it, sometimes you just need to call it like you see it.

It's the antidote to all those overly sentimental birthday cards that seem to multiply each year. Our "Happy Birthday Arsehole" Greeting Card is the perfect choice for the person who values brutal honesty and a good laugh over the conventional niceties. It's a cheeky nod to the reality where birthdays aren't always about balloons and confetti.

So, if you know someone who's not afraid to embrace a bit of sass and humor on their special day, send them our "Happy Birthday Arsehole" Greeting Card. It's the kind of card that says, "Let's ditch the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary – even if it involves a little name-calling." Give 'em a laugh and a healthy dose of irreverent birthday wishes that'll be remembered for years to come. Cheers, you arsehole!

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Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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