Happy Birthday Sugar Tits

Because nothing says birthday love like a wildly inappropriate pet name. 🎂🍭👙

Introducing our “HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUGAR TITS” card from Wonky Cards. Forget boring balloons and predictable wishes this is the hilariously filthy birthday card that ditches the fluff and goes straight for the giggles. Perfect for your partner, best mate, or anyone who can handle a saucy nickname with a side of cake.

Ideal for couples with a dirty sense of humour, mates who thrive on banter, or anyone who’d rather get a laugh than a lukewarm “happy birthday” text. It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s guaranteed to make them blush harder than the candles on their cake.

And because our filth is eco-friendly, every card is printed on plantable seed paper. After the laughs are done, stick it in some soil and grow wildflowers. Rude today, blooming tomorrow. 🌱

So if you’re after a birthday card that’s ruder than your mate at 3 a.m. and funnier than any supermarket option, this one’s the tits.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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