Happy Birthday Dick
Well, another year older and somehow still a dick. 🎂🍻
Introducing our “HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK” card from Wonky Cards short, sharp, and straight to the (very rude) point. Perfect for your best mate, your brother, your work buddy, or anyone who deserves a solid insult wrapped in eco-friendly charm.
Forget the polite “hope you have a lovely day” nonsense this card is pure British banter. It’s the kind of thing you hand over with a smirk and a pint, not a hug. Bold, simple, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or a playful middle finger).
And because we’re not total dicks ourselves, every card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once they’ve finished laughing, crying, or plotting revenge, they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers a touching reminder that even dicks can do some good for the planet. 🌱
So if you’re after a birthday card that’s filthier than your group chat and twice as funny, this one’s the dog’s bollocks.
Please Note
The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.
Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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