Happy Anniversary Thanks For Putting Up With My Kinks
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love also occasionally involves handcuffs. 🔗❤️
Introducing our “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY – THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY KINKS” card from Wonky Cards the perfect mix of filthy affection and British charm for couples who like their romance with a side of mischief.
Forget the soppy poetry and heart-shaped nonsense this card keeps it real. Ideal for your partner-in-crime, your better half, or the poor soul who’s learned way too much about your preferences over the years. It’s bold, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to get a cheeky grin (and maybe a raised eyebrow).
And because we believe in dirty minds and clean consciences, every card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once the laughs (and the spanking) are over, plant it in some soil and watch wildflowers bloom. A little kink for you, a little gift for Mother Nature. 🌱
So if you’re after an anniversary card that’s funnier than it is functional, and cheekier than your last “experiment,” this one’s the dog’s bollocks.
Please Note
The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.
Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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