Happy Birthday Knobhead
Well, slap my arse and call me sentimental — it’s time to wish your mate a Happy Birthday, Knobhead! 🎉
Introducing our “HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNOBHEAD” card from Wonky Cards — the perfect mix of sarcasm, swearing, and genuine affection (the kind that only true British friendship allows). Forget soppy greetings and fake compliments this one gets straight to the point, with just the right amount of insult to show you care.
Whether it’s your best mate, your sibling, or that work legend who’s somehow still employed, this card delivers the perfect blend of filth and fun. It’s rude, it’s honest, and it’ll have them laughing harder than their hangover hurts.
And because we’re all about mixing banter with sustainability, every card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once the party’s over and the insults stop flying, they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers because even a knobhead deserves something beautiful. 🌱
So if you’re after a birthday card that’s filthier than a lads’ group chat and funnier than your mate’s dance moves, this one’s the absolute dog’s bollocks.
Please Note
The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.
Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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