Happy Birthday You Massive Dick

Are you tired of the same old, mushy birthday cards that beat around the bush? Well, we've got just the greeting card for you! Introducing our "Happy Birthday You Massive Dick" card, because sometimes, you just want to keep it real and tell it like it is.

This card doesn't mince words; it's the no-nonsense, unapologetic birthday message you've been waiting for. Perfect for that special someone in your life who appreciates a dose of humor and a touch of irreverence. It's not for the faint of heart, but it's sure to bring a cheeky smile to the face of anyone who can handle a little sass.

With bold and direct typography on the front, this card leaves no room for misinterpretation. And when you open it up, you'll find a message that's as candid as it is humorous – because sometimes, the best way to wish someone a happy birthday is by acknowledging their unique qualities, even if they're a massive... well, you know.

So, if you're looking to cut through the usual birthday fluff and give a laugh to a friend who can take a joke, send them our "Happy Birthday You Massive Dick" card. It's the kind of card that says, "Let's celebrate your special day with a side of humor and a whole lot of personality." Get ready to share a laugh and make their birthday one to remember. Cheers, you legend!

Please Note

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Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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