Happy Birthday Wanker

Happy Birthday Wanker.” For the mate who’d be offended if you bought them something sentimental.

Give them a proper birthday laugh with a card that skips the soppy stuff and gets straight to the point.

Printed on plantable seed paper, it’s a card they can grow after the birthday banter is over. Planting instructions are included on the back.

Standard delivery is £0.99 for orders under £20, and free on orders of £20 or more. We aim to dispatch within 2 working days.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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