Even a Dickhead Deserves a Christmas Card
Iâm not a dentist but Iâd definitely fill YOU
I Promise To Always Be By Your Side Or Under You Or On Top
I Love You Thatâs It Fuck Off Now
Sometimes I Want To Kiss Your Face Sometimes I Just Want To Sit On It
Can I Eat your Foof Under the Mistletoe
Christmas Blow job
Anal Under the Mistletoe
Happy Christmas To You And Your Dangly Clit
Christmas Banter Cards
Happy Birthday SLAPPER
Happy Birthday Dick
Fuck You're Old
50 AND YOUâRE STILL A DICKHEAD!
Youâre My Favourite Ride
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit
No Longer In Your Prime
My Dear Old Fart, Youâre Still Going Strong
Happy Retirement Finally Time To Wank In Peace
Happy Birthday You Walking Red Flag đ©
Happy Birthday YOU Useless Sack Of ShIt
Happy Birthday Youâre One More Year Closer To âOk Boomerâ
Happy Anniversary Thanks For Putting Up With My Kinks
Happy Birthday Knobhead
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