50 AND YOU’RE STILL A DICKHEAD!
Well, would you look at that — half a century of chaos, cock-ups, and questionable choices! 🎉🍻
Introducing our “50 AND YOU’RE STILL A DICKHEAD!” card from Wonky Cards — the brutally honest birthday card for the legend who’s managed to reach 50 without a shred of maturity. Perfect for mates, siblings, colleagues, or that one uncle who’s still making fart jokes at family gatherings.
This card doesn’t do sentimental. It’s rude, hilarious, and painfully accurate — the kind of birthday message that pairs perfectly with a pint, a roast, and mild existential dread.
And because even our filthiest jokes come with a clean conscience, every Wonky Card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once the laughter fades and the hangover sets in, they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers — proof that even dickheads can help the planet. 🌱
So if you’re after a 50th birthday card that’s filthier than a pub carpet and funnier than their midlife crisis, this one’s the dog’s bollocks.
Please Note
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Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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