Fuck You're Old
Well, grab your slippers and book that hip replacement it’s official, you’re ancient. 🎂💀
Introducing our “FUCK YOU’RE OLD” card from Wonky Cards the brutally honest birthday card for that mate, sibling, or colleague who swears they still “feel 21 inside” but grunts every time they stand up.
No fluff, no sugar-coating just straight-up British banter. It’s rude, it’s funny, and it’s guaranteed to make them laugh (and possibly question their life choices). Perfect for milestone birthdays, midlife crises, or anyone who deserves a gentle verbal slap with love.
And because we’re not total arseholes, every Wonky Card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once they’ve finished sulking, they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers a little bloom of hope for their dying youth. 🌱
So if you’re after a card that’s filthier than a Friday night kebab and twice as satisfying, this one’s the dog’s bollocks.
Please Note
The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.
Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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