You’re A Certified Dickhead (Happy Birthday)
Some birthdays deserve honesty… and a little bit of insult. 🎉🍆
Introducing our “YOU’RE A CERTIFIED DICKHEAD (HAPPY BIRTHDAY)” card from Wonky Cards. Forget boring, polite birthday wishes this is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud card that tells them exactly what everyone’s thinking. Perfect for mates, siblings, or colleagues with a filthy sense of humour.
Ideal for anyone who appreciates cheeky banter, office piss-takes, or birthday roasts that sting just enough to get a smile. It’s rude, it’s outrageous, and it’s guaranteed to get laughs (or at least a very embarrassed sip of their drink).
And because we like our insults eco-friendly, every card is printed on plantable seed paper. Once the laughs are over, plant it in some soil and watch wildflowers bloom. Birthday burn today, blooming garden tomorrow. 🌱
So if you want a birthday card that’s filthier than your mate after a few pints and funnier than any “happy birthday” text, this one’s top of the pile.
Please Note
The colour you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colour differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.
Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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