Birthday Cards

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🎂 Birthday – Funny, Rude & Totally Unfiltered Cards

Another year older, another year closer to complaining about back pain and what better way to celebrate than with a card that tells it like it is?

Welcome to Wonky Cards’ Birthday Collection, home of the funniest, rudest, and most brutally honest birthday cards in the UK. Whether you’re after something sweetly sarcastic, hilariously offensive, or just plain filthy, we’ve got the perfect dose of birthday banter.

From “Fuck You’re Old” classics to cheeky digs like “Happy Birthday Dick” and milestone roasts for the big 30, 40, 50 and 60, these cards guarantee laughter, side-eyes, and maybe one offended aunt (worth it).

Every design is printed on our eco-friendly seed paper, so once the party’s over, plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers because even rude humour can help the planet bloom. đŸŒ±

So go on, forget the boring Hallmark fluff. Give them a card that’s bold, British, and downright brilliant.
Because life’s too short for polite birthdays.