Congrats Still Not Verified You Irrelevant Twat
Well, look who’s smashing life… kinda. 😏
Introducing our “CONGRATS STILL NOT VERIFIED, YOU IRRELEVANT TWAT” card from Wonky Cards a modern masterpiece of mockery for your social-media-obsessed mate. Perfect for birthdays, achievements, breakups, or any moment that calls for a laugh at someone’s expense.
Whether they’re chasing influencer dreams, bragging about followers, or still hashtagging “#blessed” on every post, this card delivers the ultimate digital-age burn. It’s the perfect gift for the friend who thinks 37 likes is fame.
Sharp, savage, and dripping with sarcasm, this card is the ultimate reality check and it’s printed on our eco-friendly plantable seed paper. That means after the roast, they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers. No blue tick, but plenty of green thumbs. 🌱
So if you want to poke fun at your favourite attention seeker while staying environmentally smug, this card’s the absolute tits.
Please Note
The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.
Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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