You’re On The Naughty List For Having a Hairy Fanny

Santa’s checking his list… and let’s just say, you didn’t quite make the “nice” pile. 🎅❌🍒

Introducing our “YOU’RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR HAVING A HAIRY FANNY” card from Wonky Cards. Forget the jolly holly clichés and boring Merry Christmas messages this one goes straight for the baubles. Perfect for that mate, partner, or sibling who can take a filthy joke and give one right back.

Ideal for friends with a sense of humour filthier than the office Christmas party, partners who love cheeky banter, or anyone who thinks mistletoe is best paired with mischief. It’s rude, it’s outrageous, and it’ll get more laughs than a cracker joke after three pints.

And because even our dirtiest digs are eco-friendly, every card is printed on plantable seed paper. Once the giggles are over, pop it in soil and grow wildflowers. Naughty today, nice garden tomorrow. 🌱

So if you want a Christmas card that’s filthier than Santa’s search history and funnier than Aunt Carol after sherry, this one’s the stocking filler to beat.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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