Roses Are Red Violets Are Fine Tonight You’re My Pornhub
Roses are red, violets are fine, but this Valentine’s you’re starring in my favourite online… 💻🍑
Introducing our “ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE FINE, TONIGHT YOU’RE MY PORNHUB” card from Wonky Cards. Forget mushy love notes and predictable chocolates this is pure filth wrapped in rhyme. Perfect for the partner who’d rather laugh, blush, and maybe hit record than read another cringey Hallmark verse.
Ideal for couples with a dirty sense of humour, bedroom banter, or anyone who prefers their romance with a side of Wi-Fi. It’s cheeky, it’s outrageous, and it’s bound to get a bigger reaction than a surprise subscription renewal.
And because we believe love (and filth) should also be eco-friendly, every card is printed on our plantable seed paper. Once the giggles are over, plant it in some soil and watch wildflowers bloom from Pornhub tonight to petals tomorrow. 🌱
So if you’re after a Valentine’s card that’s as unfiltered as your search history and funnier than Cupid in incognito mode, this one’s the perfect fit.
Please Note
The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.
Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.
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