Leaving & New Job Cards
🚀 New Job Cards – Funny, Rude & Questionably Motivational
New job? Big whoop. Time to swap workplace chaos for… slightly different workplace chaos. Our New Job Cards are here to keep things real funny, rude, and just the right amount of sarcastic.
From “Congrats on the New Job, You Traitor” to “Good Luck Pretending to Care Somewhere Else,” every design delivers the perfect mix of banter and bad behaviour. Ideal for colleagues, mates, or anyone trading the office kettle for a new one that’ll definitely break in a week.
Printed on eco-friendly seed paper, these cards let you laugh now and grow wildflowers later because we’re rude, not heartless. 🌱
So whether you’re celebrating a mate’s success or reminding them they’ll still hate Mondays, do it with humour.
New Job Cards – cheeky, honest, and guaranteed to get HR’s attention.