Good Luck Cunt Don’t Come Crawling Back

Pop the prosecco and wave them off — but don’t expect a warm welcome if they come crawling back. 🍾👋

Introducing our “GOOD LUCK CUNT DON’T COME CRAWLING BACK” card from Wonky Cards. It’s not your standard “best wishes” fluff; this is the brutally honest send-off they didn’t know they needed. Perfect for when you want to say “I’m happy for you” with just the right dash of sass and venom.

Whether they’re moving jobs, moving house, breaking up, or just swanning off on some “new adventure,” this card has it all: wit, bite, and the kind of honesty you only get from proper mates. It’s the mic drop of good luck cards — funny, fierce, and unapologetically sweary.

And because we love mixing filth with flowers, every card is printed on our eco-friendly plantable seed paper. So after they’ve had their giggle (and maybe a cry), they can plant it and grow wildflowers. Sharp tongue today, blooming garden tomorrow — talk about leaving a legacy. 🌱

So if you’re after a good luck card that’s more cutting than corporate, funnier than a leaving speech, and guaranteed to be remembered long after the booze runs out, this is the one.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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