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đŸș Birthday Cards for Him – Funny, Rude & 100% Bloke-Approved

If you’re hunting for the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday, you absolute weapon,” you’ve nailed it. Our Birthday Cards for Him are packed with brutal honesty, filthy humour, and proper British banter the kind that makes lads laugh and girlfriends roll their eyes.

Whether it’s your boyfriend, husband, best mate, or that work bloke who lives for pub jokes, we’ve got you covered. From “You’re Old, You Dick” to “Another Year Closer to Bald”, every design delivers a top-tier roast wrapped in pure sarcasm.

It’s all printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper, so when he’s done laughing (or sulking), he can plant it in the garden and grow wildflowers proof that even idiots can nurture something. đŸŒ±

So skip the boring “Happy Birthday” cards and give him one that actually sounds like you wrote it after a pint.

Funny Birthday Cards for Him cheeky, rude, and guaranteed to make the lads howl.