Another Year Older, Still Can’t Find The Clit

Another birthday, another reminder — some things never change. 🎂

Presenting our “ANOTHER YEAR OLDER, STILL CAN’T FIND THE CLIT” card from Wonky Cards. This isn’t a gentle nudge — it’s the blunt roast that will leave them squirming, laughing, or both. Perfect for your best mate, your partner (if they can take it), or anyone who enjoys brutal honesty wrapped in humour.

If they can laugh at themselves (or at least pretend to), this card is a riot. It’s sharp, it’s filthy, and it’s destined to be remembered (or definitely texted about later).

Of course, we don’t sacrifice conscience for cruelty — this card is printed on eco-friendly seed paper. After the roast is done, plant it in soil and watch wildflowers bloom. A little revenge to nature, with some class. 🌱

So if you want a birthday card that’s edgier than a drunken karaoke night and funnier than an awkward confession, this one’s a solid weapon in your banter arsenal.

Please Note

The colours you see online may show slight variation from the real deal. Screens lie sometimes — trust your guts (or your gut).

Also, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding that eco twist to your message. You can plant them, grow them, and maybe feel a little better about roasting someone. Instructions are printed on the back of the card.

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