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🧓 Retirement Cards – Funny, Rude & Delightfully Unprofessional

After years of pretending to work, they’ve finally escaped! 🥂 Our Retirement Cards are the perfect way to say “congrats” with a healthy dose of sarcasm and pure British banter.

From “Happy Retirement – Finally Time to Wank in Peace” to “Good Luck Doing Sod All,” every design delivers the kind of humour that’ll make them laugh so hard they’ll need a nap. Perfect for colleagues, mates, or that boss who’s about to spend their golden years gardening and day-drinking.

Printed on eco-friendly seed paper, every card lets them plant wildflowers after the giggles die down because even dirty jokes can help the planet bloom. 🌱

So skip the sappy send-offs and give them a card that actually sounds like something you’d say in the pub.

Retirement Cards – funny, rude, and the perfect farewell to the 9-to-5 grind.