Her

💋 Birthday Cards for Her – Sassy, Rude & Hilariously Honest

For the queens, the chaos merchants, and the women who can take a joke our Birthday Cards for Her are anything but ordinary. 💅

Whether she’s your girlfriend, best mate, wife, or that colleague who’s basically held together by caffeine and chaos, we’ve got a card that’ll make her laugh, gasp, or snort prosecco out of her nose. From “You’re Not Old, Just Expensive” to “Another Year of Being a Bad Bitch”, our designs mix sass, sarcasm, and pure British wit.

Each card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper, so when she’s done laughing (and side-eyeing you), she can plant it and grow wildflowers a little touch of beauty after the banter. 🌱

So ditch the dull, pink, glittery nonsense. Give her a card that actually gets her bold, cheeky, and unapologetically fabulous.

Funny Birthday Cards for Her – because she deserves a laugh, not a cliché.