Sarcastic

😎 Sarcastic Cards – Sharp, Savage & Seriously Funny

For those who speak fluent sarcasm and have zero interest in small talk — our Sarcastic Cards say what you’re really thinking (but funnier).

Whether it’s “Congrats on Being Less Useless Than Usual” or “Another Year Older, Still a Dickhead,” these cards bring top-tier British humour with a side of sass. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or that one person who insists they “don’t like cards” — because this one will shut them up.

Each design delivers the perfect mix of wit, banter, and just enough insult to show you care, all printed on our eco-friendly seed paper. So after the laughter (and light offence), they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers — proof sarcasm can be good for the planet. 🌱

So skip the boring “have a lovely day” nonsense. Go full Wonky and give them a card with bite.

Sarcastic Cards – blunt, brilliant, and 100% you.