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🔥 Roast Cards – Brutally Honest, Hilariously Savage

Because sometimes the best way to say “I care” is by absolutely roasting someone you love. 💅

Our Roast Cards are packed with the perfect mix of sarcasm, sass, and British brutality. From “You Useless Sack of Shit” to “50 and Still a Dickhead”, these designs turn every occasion into a stand-up moment. Perfect for mates, colleagues, or that sibling you’ve been mocking since birth — they’ll laugh, they’ll wince, and they’ll probably frame it.

Printed on eco-friendly seed paper, these cards deliver laughs and wildflowers. Once the sting wears off, they can plant it in soil and watch something beautiful grow — unlike their sense of maturity. 🌱

So forget the polite Hallmark fluff. Go for something honest, hilarious, and a little bit cruel.

Roast Cards – the funnier way to tell them they’re a mess.