Leaving Cards

👋 Leaving Cards – Funny, Rude & Perfect for a Proper Send-Off

They’re off to “bigger things”? Yeah, right. Our Leaving Cards are the perfect way to say goodbye with a laugh, a swear, and maybe a little regret (mainly theirs).

From “Good Luck, You Traitorous Bellend” to “Don’t Come Crawling Back,” every card delivers pure British banter. Ideal for colleagues, mates, or anyone abandoning ship for a “fresh start.” Whether it’s a promotion, redundancy, or just running away from Karen in HR, we’ve got you covered.

Each one is printed on eco-friendly seed paper, so even if their new job’s rubbish, they can plant it and grow wildflowers at least something good will bloom. 🌱

So skip the boring goodbyes and give them a card that actually sounds like you.

Leaving Cards – funny, rude, and brutally honest, just like every good farewell should be.